Ask The Patriarch!
Worried about what the future will bring? Not sure about what to do about your career or personal life? Can't remember where cousin Edna fits in? Want to borrow some money? Bernard, the family patriarch, knows all! With a wealth of experience, a mind that can out think MBA's half his age, and the razor sharp O'Connell wit, Bernard can solve any
problem..... just ask!
Unfortunately, Bernard doesn't have a computer right now, and we are not buying him one until he reveals the location of the O'Connell Family fortune.
So until then, we are directing any questions to me. I will vet them for appropriateness, and then forward them to the Patriarch for reply.
....So it may take a few weeks for a reply, but hang on!...it's worth the wait!
Ask the Curmudgeon!